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The vehicle suddenly stopped.
"Hey, we don't need to go anymore? Where do we go next?"
"Where to? Oh ho ho, of course we don't need to go anywhere, Shido-san."
Kurumi Tokisaki turned her head, and with a seductive lick of her lips, extended her delicate tongue. She looked at Shido Itsuka with an extremely alluring gaze.
"Hey, Kurumi, what do you mean? Ahhh, don't come any closer! Kurumi, stop!"
"Shido-san, you'd better just obediently follow me. Now, even if you scream your lungs out, no one will come to save you, hehehehe!"
"Yamete—!"
Finally, through Itsuka Shido's relentless efforts (and desperate struggle), he managed to protect his [splashing sound].
(The requirements for the "Side Quest: The Unique" have been met, and the reward has been determined.)
(Bonus: 2 Wonder Summon Attempts)
(The host helps the reincarnator complete the mission and receives a reward from the main god.)
(After system conversion, the reward is now 1 additional Oddity Summoning Attempt)
What a bumper harvest!
Including the one artifact summoning opportunity rewarded from the previous collaboration mission, you have a total of four artifact summoning opportunities!
If I were to pull out the Infinity Gauntlet, which is studded with six Infinity Stones, hehehe...
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But before that, we need to solve a big problem.
"Kiyohime, come help me, I have no strength left."
The secret technique—the Death Star—is extremely powerful, but it also has significant side effects.
As the saying goes now, I have absolutely no energy left in my body.
If a gust of wind were to blow by at that moment, Chang Yan might be blown to the ground, which would be incredibly embarrassing.
"Ah, Master Changyan has arrived. Would you like to rest for a while?"
Kiyohime rushed over to support Changyan, speaking softly as if a louder voice would cause Changyan to collapse.
"Um, help me get over there—uh... never mind, I'll just lie down on the ground."
I had originally intended to lie down under the tree next to me, but now that I look around, everything is completely bare. Where are the trees now?
Okay, I'll just lie down on the ground anyway, my clothes are already dirty.
But just as Chang Yan was about to put his head on the ground, he found himself resting his head on something soft that exuded the fragrance of a young girl.
Based on Chang Yan's years of experience watching anime, reading novels, and comics, this is absolutely legendary—
Beautiful Girl’s Knee Pillow!
Splashy!
Since this kind of experience is so rare, why not have a lucky draw that will make people happy?
(System, start the Wonder Summoning. Draw all four times. The drawn items will be directly placed into your Wonder Storage Space.)
(Start summoning 4 Wonder Summoning)
(Obtain the following items)
(Wang Nima's hood)
Wang Nima's headgear
The items worn by the person with the large head have changed, but their true appearance remains unknown.
The Unseen True Face: Once worn, the wearer's true face cannot be seen by any means; they will only see darkness.
A Voice That Can Change a Thousand Times: Your voice will change after wearing it.
Slightly enlarged body: Your figure will change after wearing it.
Your identity remains a mystery: Wearing this will conceal your true identity.
Unused toilet paper: After wearing it, a roll of toilet paper will be hung around your waist, and the toilet paper will not be used up.
A touch of green grass on your head: Wearing this allows you to photosynthesize and replenish your energy.
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(Dark♂ Armor)
Dark♂ Armor
The legendary Dark Knight Van wore this armor when spreading his philosophy; this armor conceals a powerful force of dark philosophy.
Wearing it will transform you into a Dark Knight, boosting your physical attributes and granting you unparalleled wrestling skills. It will provide a huge additional bonus for male users.
Please note that wearing it for too long may have some unpredictable consequences.
PS: DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASIES!
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(SCP-005 - The Master Key)
SCP-005 - The Master Key
Item #: SCP-005
Project Level: Safe
Special containment procedures: omitted
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Description: Visually, SCP-005 is an ornately decorated key, exhibiting typical characteristics of mass-produced keys from the 1920s. It appears to possess the ability to easily open any type of lock (see Appendix A), whether mechanical or digital. The origin of this ability remains undetermined.
Additional notes: SCP-005 may be used as a replacement for lost security passes, but is prohibited from being used for repairing vending machines, opening lockers, or serving as a spare key to a private residence.
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Appendix A: While SCP-005 has proven remarkably effective at disarming any type of latching device, further experiments have shown that efforts to conceal the function and characteristics of a lock can render SCP-005 ineffective to some extent. In approximately 50% of cases, volunteers were unable to recognize the latching device, thus preventing SCP-005 from successfully disarming it. Based on these experimental results, SCP-005 is temporarily classified as "sensory," and further experiments are needed to test its cognitive abilities. However, while we understand that the aforementioned devices can be easily bypassed, it remains unclear which specific features prevent it from recognizing particular locks.
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There's another strange item I don't know what to do with. Maybe I should make another SCP?
Chapter 120 My First Kiss!
(I'll skip over unimportant experiments and explanations to avoid accusations of padding the word count.)
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What the hell is all this?!
Looking at the things that had been pulled out, Chang Yan roared wildly inside.
The SCP-005 universal key is alright, it's quite useful, but what the heck are the other two?!
Wang Nima's hood could probably be used to conceal his identity, so it was barely usable.
But what do I need that dark armor for?! I've already guessed most of the unpredictable consequences! I'm a married man, a winner in life, I don't want to play philosophical games! You bunch of bros, stay away from me!
Well, I still have one more summoning chance. Hopefully, I'll get something decent.
(SCP-109 - Infinite Water Bottle)
SCP-109 - Infinite Water Bottle
Item #: SCP-109
Project Level: Euclid
Special containment procedures: omitted
描述：SCP-109是一个以锡合金建造并用厚棉垫包覆且有黑色皮带的标准的美军陆军水壶（大约1899年）。当它被打开时，该容器之中被观察到几乎装满了水。似乎有无限的水能从该容器之中移出并且不会改变容器之中的水位以及容器总体的质量，该质量始终保持在3.16kg.对其内部的探针检查显示其容积1为2.8L并且这与其外观是相符的。
The water removed from SCP-109 has a slight bluish-gray tint and contains 20 parts per million of tin and 170 parts per million of electrolytes. The water in SCP-109 is consistently maintained at 19°C, but its temperature can be raised or lowered when it is moved to other containers.
Appendix 109-1: Omitted
Appendix 109-2: A request submitted by Dr. ██ to use SCP-109 to water an okra plant in his office was approved.
Appendix 109-3: Omitted
Additional information: Due to the scope of experiments conducted on SCP-109, the following section will present the current test results.
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Test 1: The test subjects drank water taken from SCP-109 and reported that it was very fresh and, apart from the metallic components, quite delicious. Urine samples from the test subjects showed no abnormalities.
Test 2: Skipped
Test 3: The test subject took a bath in water taken from SCP-109 and reported feeling refreshed and with improved skin tone.
Test 4: When streptococci were inoculated into water extracted from SCP-109, the streptococci immediately became active and multiplied rapidly. When the water from SCP-109 was given to a person infected with streptococci, the water killed almost all of the streptococci, and the patient fully recovered within 24 hours.
Test 5: A blood substitute made from water from SCP-109 was used to transfuse blood to a pedestrian injured by a drunk driver. The pedestrian did not exhibit any malignant symptoms after receiving the transfusion and made a full recovery. The subject's physical therapy also ended six months ahead of schedule.
Test 6: Water from SCP-109 has been administered to various biological organs, and so far no malignant symptoms have been observed.
Sigrún has taught at the Iceland University of the Arts as a part-time lecturer since and was Dean of the Department of Fine Art from -. In – she held a research position at Reykjavík Art Museum focusing on the role of women in Icelandic art. She studied fine art at the Icelandic College of Arts and Crafts and at Pratt Institute, New York, and holds BA and MA degrees in art history and philosophy from the University of Iceland. Sigrún lives and works in Iceland.
This is exactly what I want.
It not only provides an unlimited supply of water, but the water it provides also possesses other powers.
Hmm, let me have a bite first.
Although I still feel weak all over, lying down for a while has helped me regain some strength. Drinking water is no problem.
As soon as I took out the kettle, it was gently taken away by a pair of delicate hands.
"Ah, Master Changyan, I can handle such a small matter."
Chang Yan looked at Qing Ji with some surprise as she took the water jug from his hand, and then—
Kiyohime brought the kettle to her lips and took a sip.
This is to...
Then, she slowly lowered her head toward Chang Yan's face.
Lips met lips.
Cool water flowed into Chang Yan's mouth.
And that tiny, soft tongue.
!!!
Chang Yan's eyes widened immediately.
My first kiss is gone just like that?
However, this seems not bad?
After all the water had flowed into Changyan's mouth, Kiyohime raised her head at the opportune moment.
(I feel so embarrassed writing this kind of scene...)
Her face was slightly flushed, but she still looked at Chang Yan with a smile.
"How does it taste, sir?"
"Ah... um, very, very good."
"Tsk tsk tsk, these young people nowadays, showing off their love in broad daylight, they should be careful they don't get burned to death by the FFF group."
"Tch, you can't show off now, you skeleton. By the way, can we talk business here?"
As the saying goes, with a hidden meaning, Lucien nodded, threw out a few small flags, formed a circle, and then spoke:
"Alright, now we can talk. After all, you've reduced that Mother Goddess to ashes, so those guys aren't going to bother with this place anymore."
"You should have completed your mission by now, right?"