69novels Chapter 50 Everyone has moments when they're out of their mind.
Chapter 50 Everyone has moments when they're out of their mind.
"Brother-in-law."
"Husband..." Two beautiful figures rushed over, trying to grab Li Wei, but it was too late.
This is outrageous! What if they've attacked an innocent person by mistake? Li Wei thought angrily as he lay on the ground.
In a daze, the living room lights came on, and the two sisters each held an eighty-centimeter-long half of a pickaxe handle, their beautiful eyes glaring angrily at Li Wei.
My head hurts, my back hurts, and I feel weak all over. These two sisters really went too far.
She might have been hit on the nerves that control her movement. Who taught her such a vicious move?
"Dad!" Li Siyu cried out and dropped her flashlight as she ran over.
Is it really necessary? The whole family is involved! Doesn't this brat care about hurting her father's eyes?
Lili and Jingjing lifted the sofa, and Li Qiwu laboriously crawled out from underneath, grumbling, "What's wrong with me? I was sleeping soundly when you covered my mouth and pinched me awake, then stuffed me under the sofa to lie down. Dad, how free are you? Couldn't you have called ahead?"
That biased, stinky wife of mine, why did she hide our son? What if he really is a bad guy? What will happen to my precious daughter?
"Dad," Li Siyu cried, clinging to Li Wei, "you two beat Dad to death."
"He deserved to be beaten to death! That bastard almost scared me to death!" Lu Lili said angrily.
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"Huh?" Lu Jingjing came over to check, breathed a sigh of relief and said to Li Siyu, "It's okay, it's okay, Xiaoyu, look, he won't die. Your dad is still blinking randomly."
Nonsense, how could you be alright? I'll give you both a good whack later.
The two sisters worked together to pull Li Wei to the sofa, and it took him a while to catch his breath.
"Lili, who gave you that stick? Are you trying to murder your husband? Lu Jingjing, are you doing this on purpose? Your sister screamed, and you still hit her?"
Lu Jingjing blushed and said shyly in a soft voice, "I'm sorry, brother-in-law, I couldn't stop myself."
Feeling guilty, Li Wei pointed at Jingjing and said, "If you hit an innocent person by mistake, they'll sue you and make you pay compensation. If you kill someone, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail."
Lu Lili suddenly grabbed Li Wei's ear and said, "Tell me, what kind of good person would break into someone's house in the middle of the night? People like that deserve to be beaten to death."
As they were talking, footsteps sounded from the stairwell outside the door. They were very fast and stopped at the door in the blink of an eye.
A gentle knock sounded on the door: "Open the door, I'm here to check the water meter."
Bah! My brother-in-law is a moron too. Who checks the water meter in the middle of the night? What kind of idiots has the government been training with its money?
Lu Jingjing quickly opened the door and saw Lu Feng rush in, holding a broken pistol in his hand.
Lu Feng entered the room, panting heavily. He bent down and stared at Li Wei for a long time without saying a word. After catching his breath, he straightened up, pointed at Li Wei, and asked Lu Jingjing, "Little sister, is this the thief you texted me about who broke into the door in the middle of the night? He didn't answer when he called me. Ugh... Brother-in-law, what are you up to?"
Li Siyu pulled her younger brother: "Come on, come on, we have to go to school tomorrow. Time to sleep! Wow! Your hands, feet and face are covered in dust, let me wash them for you."
"It's all Dad's fault. I was sleeping peacefully when Mom pinched me and then stuffed me under the sofa to lie face down. Waaah! My skin looks bruised."
Listening to the sounds of the siblings washing up in the bathroom, why did I feel so ashamed?
"Ahem, well... it's just that it was too late, and I was afraid of disturbing Lili's sleep, so I quietly opened the door and came in. I didn't expect to scare them."
Lu Lili retorted angrily, "It was locked from the inside! Couldn't you have knocked or called me?"
"Um...uh? Um...oh, my phone's dead, yes, it's dead."
Lu Feng glanced at the pickaxe handle on the ground, then went over to check on Li Wei, giving him a meaningful look: "It's nothing, I'm going back now. Sis, brother-in-law, you should get some rest! Jingjing did a good job learning; you can call the police like this too—edit a text message first, then make the call. If you make a sound and it's dangerous, don't speak. Try your best to stall the criminals and protect yourself. Okay, it's past one o'clock, stop fussing. Oh my god, I'm exhausted. My brain just went blank; why did I say I'd check the water meter? My brother-in-law caught my brain-dead habit."
Li Wei retorted angrily, "What does your lack of common sense have to do with me?"
"Haha, I understand. I was so nervous that I forgot the time. Luckily, no one else knew. I had other things to do, so I went back."
Lu Feng, realizing his mistake, ran away in shame.
"Xiaoyu, Auntie will hold you while you sleep tonight." Lu Jingjing appeared in Li Siyu's bedroom in a flash.
You heartless people! You all say it's nothing, so you're the ones who got beaten up?
Lu Lili snorted, came over and helped Li Wei stand up, dragged him to the bathroom to take off his clothes and wash up, and after a while, helped him to bed.
"Li Wei, don't you need to check if there's anyone hiding in the closet? Coming home in the middle of the night, doesn't that mean you suspect me of cheating on you?" Lu Lili asked through gritted teeth in a low voice.
Novels are all lies. Let anyone who says that a light punch doesn't hurt try it.
They say she has delicate, beautiful hands, but when she pinches someone, she can still leave them covered in bruises.
"Honey, I didn't mean to. I really didn't want to disturb you because you were asleep. Oh, stop being so stubborn."
"I really don't doubt you, oh dear! Hit me again and I'll fight back."
Fortunately, it was late at night, and Lu Lili, who didn't want to cause any trouble, just punched and pinched him a few times before lying down to sleep.
Before going to sleep, he warned: "Don't touch me, I'm going to find someone else tomorrow."
Li Wei smiled bitterly: How can I touch you when I'm like this? I have the desire but not the strength.
As dawn broke, except for Li Wei, who was exhausted and still asleep, the rest of the family got up with dark circles under their eyes, ate breakfast, and went to school or work.
Li Wei woke up at 9 o'clock and called out several times but no one answered. He then realized that everyone had run away.
He struggled to his feet, muttering angrily, "This wife is no good, I can't keep her. She doesn't even tell me when she's eating, and she just leaves me at home unattended. I'm injured too! And it was you two sisters who beat me up. If we weren't family, I would have called the police to arrest you."
Despite the pain, I went to the kitchen to see if I could make do with a bite to eat.
The dining table was empty. Entering the kitchen, Li Wei saw a pressure cooker on the stove. He opened the lid, and a rich aroma wafted out; he didn't know when they had cooked a pot of chicken soup. There were also vegetables in another wok.
Fine, I'll forgive you this time for the sake of this inspirational quote. After all, you're a couple, and as the ancients said, repay evil with kindness.
While mentally complaining, he quickly took out a bowl, filled it with chicken soup, seasoned it, and ate the pancake with the soup.
After eating and drinking my fill, I went back to bed and lamented my bad luck and how unfortunate this unexpected disaster had befallen me! My luck was just too bad.
That evening, the sister-in-law went back to her husband's parents' house. When Lili returned, she continued to make sarcastic remarks.
When the children returned, they lingered around Li Wei. During their conversation, they learned that Lu Lili always called Jingjing to accompany her whenever she went out.
My ears have been twisted so much by my wife that she's made me so soft. If she didn't like to twist my ears all the time, how could I have let Master Zhou come back and launch a surprise attack so easily?
Alas! The attack did happen, but it was we who got hurt.
If someone else had done this, I would have at least extorted some money from them.
He was thinking about it, but he was actually saying sweet words. It took him a lot of effort to make his wife happy.
After a few days of walking around and getting some exercise, Li Wei felt better and decided to go out and do some work again.