69novels Chapter 106 Another House 1
Chapter 106 Another House 1
When the sun in Edo had completely set, Lou Bei came out of the Flower Street unsteadily.
The grilled meat rice had completely cooled down, so it wasn't a problem. The point was that Toshiro Hijikata was hungry all afternoon, and he was already in the state of squeezing mayonnaise into his mouth and swallowing it.
"Are you a pervert?" Lou Bei moved away from him in distaste, expressing his dissatisfaction with the Deputy Chief Tufang forcing them to eat mayonnaise together.
"That's because you don't know the deliciousness of mayonnaise." Earthwork took a look at the cold barbecue, then put it down on the small stove and roasted it and stuffed it into his mouth, "It's not bad."
Lou Bei was about to leave, but just as he started to walk away, he heard "Ding Dong——", which was the ringtone of the text message that came with the phone.
The next second, "Gao Qiaobei!!!! What did you do!!! You fucking swiped my card, didn't you!! I'll kill you bastard!!! Spit out the money for me, hey!"
Looking at Hijikata Toshiro's distorted face, Lou Bei waved his hands calmly, "I am generating income for the country, promoting economic growth, and increasing residents' consumption confidence. I am doing a good deed, you don't understand."
"I don't understand your uncle!!!" Tufang growled.
"Deputy Chief, you need to change your mentality of a petty citizen. We are all the pillars of the country. In the future, we will serve the motherland as a flower of the new era, the pride of heaven!"
"…………piss off!"
Lou Bei happily rolled back to sleep. He was satisfied after eating the strawberry sundae, and he also met a disabled person with a left eye disorder. Life couldn't be healthier!
In the early morning of the next day, Lou Bei was picked up from the bed by Sougo Okita, and he remembered in a daze that he was Sougo Okita's team member when he was on a mission.
Damn, it turned out to be a team member!I used to be the captain!
"What?" Lou Bei asked in a daze.
Okita Sougo smiled, "I have a mission today, Takahashi-kun."
"...Can I not go?"
"No, yes, yes!" His face darkened, and Sougo Okita pulled him up from the bed with all his strength, which is unscientific!He is clearly much thinner than himself!
With a sullen face, Lou Bei yawned in a daze, "I know, I know..."
When he and Okita Sougo walked out of the door, the training ground in the village was already full of people, wearing Shinsengumi uniforms and ready to go, Hijikata Toshiro stood at the front, and Kondo Isao was playing beside him with his eyes closed. snore.
A crossroad suddenly jumped up on Tufang's forehead, and after seeing Loubei's disheveled clothes, he burst out, "Gaoqiaobei!" Full of anger, "What are you doing here!!"
Upon hearing this, Lou Bei immediately turned his head to look at Okita, his big black eyes filled with accusations, "You lied to me! Deputy Chief Hijikata didn't call me at all!" After speaking, he turned his head and was about to leave.
Okita's smile faltered, and he grabbed him, "Wait, deputy chief, why don't you use Takahashi?"
"How did he go on a mission?? Hit someone with his face?"
"He has a knife..."
"He has a fart!" Tu Fang looked impatient, "The brat lost the knife last month!"
Lou Bei's back stiffened, and an ominous premonition came up immediately. When he felt the heat wave, he threw himself forward, "Okita Sougo!!! Can you fucking be careful! Don't let your gun go off!"
Shouting from behind, I saw the star-shaking prince holding a heavy cannon with a smile on his face, black smoke still rising from the muzzle.
"Ah lah~ I wanted to hit the deputy chief, I'm sorry, Ah Bei, my hand is slippery."
"..." Get out, only believe in you!
Ignoring Hijikata Shirōro shouting, "Bastard Okita! Dare you make it clear..." Lou Bei turned around, easily avoiding Okita Sougo's handle, wobbled back to the room, and threw himself Throw it hard on the bed, catch up on sleep.
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Since he didn't have any tasks for a day, Lou Bei decided to go out after getting enough sleep. Kondo Xun didn't go with Hijikata, but stayed in the village. Seeing Lou Bei lazily coming out, he just glanced at him and stopped So Lou Bei had no choice but to pretend he didn't see him, and walked out of the Shinsengumi.
This feeling of Edo is too different from what he experienced, but fortunately, he has a strong psychological endurance, so he doesn't have much reaction to it.
There was a big poster at the entrance of the comic shop, which was very distinctive. Lou Bei took a second look and was pulled into the store by the hospitable boss. The very enthusiastic Balabala introduced a bunch of comics to him.
"I, I'll just go shopping by myself." With a dry smile, he refused to share with him why Xiao Juhua and Xiao Cucumber are a pair of bosses, and Lou Bei turned into the bookshelf.
Walking slowly, I didn't expect to see a sneaky figure in the [-]th restricted area.
The silver natural curls were squatting on the ground with his back hooked, the corner of Lou Bei's mouth twitched, "Sakata Yinshi??"
The man's back stiffened, and he turned his head abruptly, his red eyes were full of surprise, and when he saw the person coming, he suddenly turned into fish eyes, "What... so it's, uh, you..."
Lou Bei narrowed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and said, "Who are you...you? You silver-haired paper forgot my name, right? Huh?"
Sakata Gintoki laughed dryly, "How could it be, you are... Kogoro Mori, right?"
"Hehe." With a sneer, he slapped the silver-haired man's head to the ground, "I'm gin."
"..."
"Cough, cough, cough" coughed loudly and got up from the ground, Sakata Gintoki rubbed his head, and said lazily, "Long time no see, Takahashi-kun, are you here to pay me?"
It has to be said that in the eyes of everyone in Wanshiwu, Lou Bei has already become a rich man who has been taken advantage of.
When Lou Bei heard this, he immediately became angry, "Where is my commission? Are you doing well?!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... Looking at what you said, it is! Ayin, I always have a good reputation! Rest assured!" Bantian Yinshi laughed and patted his shoulder with a smile, but when he saw the black fabric under his hand, She raised her eyebrows, "Shensengumi?"
Lou Bei nodded, "Yeah." He was at a loss, that gay Zi and this natural jumbo both had strange attitudes towards Shinsengumi that day, could it be that Hijikata Shishishi owed money and slept with other women ? ?
Sakata Gintoki smiled meaningfully, "It's nothing."
"..." Lou Bei's shoulders stiffened, "Hey! Don't change the subject, kid! My mission!!! What did you do?"
"Ahahahahahahaha... How can I repair it if I am discovered!"
"Get lost!"
"Get out if you keep making noise!!!" The boss yelled loudly, and Lou Bei and Sakata Yinshi ran out of the comic shop with their tails between their legs. The boss's terrifying expression made Sakata Yinshi keep mumbling "Ah, really, I don't see him so fierce usually... What a terrible Ojisang, he must have been abstinent for too long..."
Lou Bei endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold it back, and slapped him on the head, "Let's go! Let's eat."
Unsurprisingly, the silver-haired natural curly sweet tooth chose red bean rice and strawberry sundae, which was the highest will of his belief in the sugar god, and he said he could not violate it.
Glancing at the man's old face with baby fat on it, Lou Bei was expressionless, "Severe diabetic patients are basically like this."
"Ayin, I will not get diabetes~ Only unreligious believers will be troubled by diabetes!" He lazily rolled his eyes and raised a finger to swear.
At this time, Jiang Xue was supposed to be in the scene, but what responded to Lou Bei was the emptiness in his heart.
He didn't hear the sound that should have sounded, and his face suddenly became a little bad, and it became gloomy.
Sakata Gintoki paused with his hand holding the menu, and walked around his face thoughtfully, after a while he dragged his tone lazily, "A person who always has a dull face will get wrinkles, Takahashi-kun, if you Ojisan, who will become seven or eighty years old one day, don't expect Ah Yin to change your diaper..."
Lou Bei's forehead twitched, "Who will ask you to change diapers! Take care of yourself! An old man who is 30 years old and hasn't married yet..."
"Hey, hey, do you know that this is a personal attack?" Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened, "And do you have the right to say that about me?"
Insignificantly, Lou Bei's shoulders slumped, and he was hit by 12 tons. He felt his knee was shot through, "..." I really have no position to criticize him, he seems to be old and about to rot .
So, he changed the subject, glanced at the menu casually, "I don't eat red bean rice, I want to eat eel!"
"You actually despise red bean rice! Do you know how noble that is?? And, eel... what do you eat eel for?" He covered his chest with a look of fear.
"I don't like you!" Lou Bei rolled his big eyes, and scanned his figure like an X-ray. The muscles hidden in the white jacket and black bathrobe are strong, with beautiful lines, and he doesn't need to measure them at all. , I also know what kind of person Sakata Gintoki is, Shiraiyasha, this name is not for nothing.
But hate is still hate.
"You still despise me?!" =皮= Sakata Gintoki looked desperate, "I have silver hair with natural curly hair! He is the protagonist! The protagonist!"
"Silver hair? Natural curly hair? Hmph..." Lou Bei sneered, "The one with black hair is the main character."
"..."
Big eyes waited for small eyes for a while, Yin Shi sneered disdainfully, "Hmph, anyway, I am much better than Hatake Kakashi, who also has silver hair and red eyes, that guy is really shameful! He can't even be the protagonist! What's the use of him!"
Lou Bei was taken aback, "Kakashi Hatake? Who?"
"Hatake Kakashi, you don't even know?" Sakata Gintoki looked incredulous, "You didn't watch "Shounen Jump"! Does Naruto know?"
Lou Bei nodded blankly, "I know, I know, but I haven't seen it..."
He is a bit wooden, what kind of world is this?He has always known that he is reincarnated in the Two-dimensional world, but the appearance of Two-dimensional in the Two-dimensional world, is this scientific? Is there really no problem with something like "Shounen Jump" appearing here! ! !
No matter how roaring and astonished he was in his heart, when he still looked at Sakata Yinshi calmly, the latter lost his temper with Lou Bei immediately, and said helplessly, "Ah, "Jump" is Ah Yin's destiny. Well~~You don’t understand him~”
Before he finished speaking, Lou Bei pushed him into the table with one hand, and said with a look of disgust, "Speak well! Don't speak so disgustingly!"
"Hey! How dare you treat Ah Yin like this! I will be angry! I will be really angry!" Sakata Yintoki rubbed his face, slapped the table and stood up.
"Huh? Exploding seeds?" Lou Bei glanced at him blankly, "Sit down!"
"..." Glancing at the red bean rice that was already on the table, he endured it and sat down, "Hey, it's all because of you, Yin, that I didn't even buy "jump" just now..."
Lou Bei paused, "Did you read "Jump" at the comic store just now?"
"Yeah, otherwise what do you think?" Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils.
Lou Bei's tone was indifferent, "Oh, I thought I was watching erotic porn."
"..." Grass, what kind of person is Lao Tzu in your heart!