69novels Chapter 85 Kakashi told me not to tell you
Chapter 85 Kakashi told me not to tell you
Chapter 85 Kakashi told me not to tell you
[Kakashi's wrath detected!]
[Gain 20 points and increase damage by 4%!]
[Target's emotional fluctuations exceed the standard; host receives additional reward: Multiple Shadow Clone Technique]
[Multiple Shadow Clone Technique: Creates shadow clones that won't immediately disappear even when damaged. The maximum number of clones increases with the maximum amount of chakra!]
Wow, I never expected to learn Shadow Clone Technique from Kakashi.
Why have I never seen him use it before...? Does he know he doesn't have enough chakra?
Feeling Kakashi's fixed gaze, Uchiha Ike's face was full of smiles.
He once said that he is the one who can make others unhappy, but no one can make him unhappy!
Since someone was plotting against him in secret, he naturally didn't want to suffer this injustice and needed to find someone to vent his anger.
Kakashi was the closest to him, so Uchiha Ike naturally chose Kakashi.
"It was all destined."
"You bastard."
Kakashi's deadpan gaze was fixed on Uchiha Ike's figure, and even his usually expressionless face showed a hint of distortion.
He had just said that the other party might not be as bad as he imagined, but he was immediately proven wrong.
His pocket-sized, autographed copy of Intimate Paradise...
That bastard Uchiha Ike actually trampled on his beloved books like that; this is a blatant declaration of war.
It’s tolerable, it’s unbearable!
"Let's duel!"
Without saying a word, Kakashi pulled out three shuriken from his ninja tool bag and hurled them forcefully at Uchiha Ike's smiling face.
He was so angry that he didn't even form the seal of opposition.
call out-!!
call out-!!
call out-!!
The shuriken spun rapidly in the air, slicing towards Uchiha Ike's face with a crisp whistling sound.
However, Uchiha Ike's Sharingan moved swiftly, instantly discerning all the trajectories. He simply tilted his head slightly, raised his right foot, and assumed a one-legged stance, calmly dodging all the shuriken aimed at him.
Uchiha Ike even had a moment to click his tongue in amazement: "Kakashi, your aim isn't so good. Did you strain your eyes from reading last night? Or has your urine stream split? Well, I can recommend a doctor to you..."
'
Even now, his left leg, which supports his body, is still firmly planted on Kakashi's "Make-Out Paradise".
[Kakashi's anger has been detected!]
[Gain 15 points and increase damage by 3%!]
Looking at the relaxed Uchiha Ike, Kakashi's hand holding the chakra short sword trembled. He gritted his teeth and rushed towards the other, disappearing from his spot in a flash and appearing next to Uchiha Ike in the blink of an eye.
You like to talk without understanding the pain, huh? Well then, let's bend your back first!
Kakashi's arm tightened, and he suddenly stabbed Uchiha Ike in the waist.
But the tip of the chakra dagger did not make a sound of piercing flesh.
Click—
That's the sound of something breaking or snapping.
Kakashi squinted at the short sword in his hand, his sharp gaze instantly freezing.
This dagger was a gift from his father on his birthday.
It is made of chakra metal and is polished to an exceptionally sharp edge.
With this sword, Kakashi has always been able to draw blood with a single strike and break bones with two strikes, whether facing large beasts or enemy ninjas.
But now, a blunt edge has appeared on the blade.
He broke a sword made of chakra metal with his bare body...
What is this guy's body made of?
At that moment, Uchiha Ike looked down and asked curiously, "Is this your chakra dagger? It looks pretty sharp."
Kakashi's composure immediately crumbled.
With a fierce determination, he twisted his wrist and used the sharper blade on the other side of the short sword to slash at Uchiha Ike.
Uchiha Ike didn't take the hit head-on this time.
He pinched the blade between his thumb and forefinger, firmly stopping the dagger from falling any further.
How is that possible?!
Kakashi sensed something was wrong and tried to pull his sword back, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get the short sword out of Uchiha Ike's hand.
At this critical moment, Kakashi seemed to have a flash of inspiration. He decisively released his grip on the hilt of the sword, bent down, twisted his waist, and raised his knee to deliver a powerful kick to Uchiha Ike's chest.
Thud—
The impact sent Uchiha Ike instantly flying backward from his spot!
Kakashi finally seized the opportunity to squat down and reach out to pick up the Icha Icha Paradise that Uchiha Ike had been standing on.
He nervously flipped through the pages, searching for any damage, but for some reason, this book, which had been trampled on for who knows how long, didn't have a speck of dirt stuck to it.
Although he didn't understand what had happened, Kakashi's expression softened instantly.
It's good that you're alright, it's good that you're alright...
At that moment, Kurenai Yuhi walked over from Tsunade's side.
She looked at Kakashi with some oddness, or rather, at the book he was holding.
"Kakashi, what are you doing holding that pile of cow dung?"
What kind of cow dung?
A hint of confusion flashed in Kakashi's eyes as he raised the "Make-Out Paradise" book slightly higher: "This is my book."
"But... this is shit!" Kurenai Yuhi took two steps back, her brows furrowed, and pinched her nose as she spoke.
Seeing Kurenai's indescribable expression, Kakashi slowly lowered his head.
The book "Intimate Paradise" in his hand slowly, slowly turned into a lump of warm cow dung.
"??" Kakashi's face turned pale, and he forcefully flung the excrement out.
"Don't come any closer!!" Kurenai screamed and ran to the side.
At that moment, Tsunade also walked over from the rocks and ran into Kurenai Yuhi running towards her.
"What's wrong?"
Kurenai did not answer, but ran off on her own.
Tsunade looked at Kurenai with a puzzled expression, then turned to look at Kakashi.
From her perspective, what Kakashi threw out wasn't a lovey-dovey paradise, nor was it some fresh cow dung.
It was a piece of withered wood.
But Kakashi squatted down and dry heaved.
Tsunade turned to look at Uchiha Ike, who was quietly reading a book with a warm smile on his face.
The Sharingan in his eyes had long since dissipated, turning into a clean and clear light gray, and naturally there was no trace of genjutsu being used.
"What did you do to your teammates?" Tsunade asked, completely bewildered.
"I don't know," Uchiha Ike shook his head, holding the book up. "I'm reading."
Tsunade couldn't quite believe it; she always felt that things weren't that simple.
Tsunade looked at Uchiha Ike suspiciously for a few seconds, then held out her hand and said, "Let me see."
Uchiha Ike obediently handed over the book.
Tsunade tilted her head and quickly flipped through the pages.
The more she looked, the more something seemed off, and her eyebrows gradually furrowed.
Two minutes later, she took a deep breath, slammed the book shut, and looked at the cover.
"Icha Icha Paradise... Jiraiya, you told me you often go to bookstores, so this is the kind of book you read?" Tsunade's eyes held a strange hint of hostility.
"I never read books like this, Tsunade-sensei," Uchiha Ike shook his head and said firmly.
"Whose book is this?" Tsunade asked through gritted teeth, clearly annoyed.
Uchiha Ike remained silent, offering no reply, looking as if he would rather die than speak.
This child must have promised to keep it a secret; they're so naive...
Upon seeing this, Tsunade immediately sighed, "Koike, can't you be honest with me anymore? I've always seen you as a younger brother, and now I'm a little disappointed..."
'
"Tsunade-neechan, I was wrong." Upon hearing the word "neechan," Uchiha Ike seemed to have triggered a key word. He reached into his pocket and wiped his eyes, which instantly filled with tears.
"Kakashi lent this to me. He said it's a very good book, and he has many more at his house. He said he could lend me one first... He told me not to tell you."
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